I don’t know why
I looked so hard
I just can’t seem
To find my car

I must have looked
Nearly half the night
I’ve got my keys
But I still can’t drive

Maybe I had
To much to drink
I tossed my cookies
In the bathroom sink

If you think it’s funny
It was suicide
I wrapped my car
Around a tree and died

So happy holidays
A word to the wise
Even if you find your car
Don’t drink and drive

© 12/1/1993
William Grant Preston

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